~Email addicted?~

You know you are addicted to emails when.....

You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stops to check your
email on the way back to bed.

You shut down your modem and gets the horrible feeling to have
unplugged someone you love.

You spend half the flight trip with your laptop in your knee,
and your baby in the compartement above your head.

You laugh at people with 28800-bps modem.

You start to use smileys in your snailmails.

Your harddrive crashes. You haven´t logged in for two hours.
Ants are inside you. You pick up the phone and calls your modem pool number.
You try to hum to get connected - and you succeed!

You start to introduce yourself as 'bill dot jones at yahoo dot com'

All your friends has a @ in their names.

You can´t call your mom because she has no modem.

You check your mailbox. It says: 'No new messages'
So you check again!

Your phone bill comes in a box!

You don´t know the gender of your three closest friends because they
have neutral names and you haven´t bother to check.