Are you Internet addicted?

Do you spend more and more time at the computer and the Internet?
Have your monitor brought the white pail color on your cheeks which
tells you´ve spent too long time in front of it?
To know if you are Internet addicted you can make this test, try to
answer honestly to all the questions and then see if you need to worry or not.

1. What do you think is a good name for a child?
a) Carl and Jennie.
b) Bill Gates IV.
c) Mozilla and Dotcom.

2. What is a telephone?
a) A thing you can use to dial a number and then talk to other people.
b) A machine with 12 buttons.
c) Something you connect with your modem

3.Which interpunction is most correct?
a) I had a wonderful day!
b) I had a **wonderful** day!!!
c) I had a wonderful day :-)

4. You wake up 4 am and decide to:
a) Go to the bathroom.
b) Get something to eat.
c) Check your email.

5. What is RAM and ROM?
a) Something to put on paintings and a city in Italy.
b) Big hunks at the Gladiatiors on TV.
c) I need more of the first and will try to upgrade the other.

6. To avoid viruses you should:
a) Stay away from people with a cold..
b) Not read emails named "Good Times".
c) Run the antivirus software everytime Windows starts .

7. When you want to buy something different, you:
a) Ask your friends if they know where to find it.
b)Check the Yellow pages.
c) Check on Yahoo!

8. When you have got a new electrical machine you don´t know how to use you:
a) Call the store where you bought it.
b) Call the manufacturer.
c)Check the manufacturer´s homepage and search among FAQ.

9.If you want to meet new friends you
a) Go out to a club or a restaurant.
b) Turn on the TV and watch Baywatch.
c) Check the alt.binary news groups.

10. How do you introduce yourself at a party?
a) Hi, my name is Jennie.
b) Hi, I´m fish.
c) Hi, I´m the dream of your life.

11. When you get interested in someone at a party you say:
a) Tell me more about yourself.
b) Which is your sign?
c) Which is you Profile?

12. If you really like that person you say:
a) Can I have your phone number?
b) Can I have your email address?
c) Can we chat on a private channel

13. When I say "spam" do you think:
a) Spam? What does that mean?
b) Not wanted advertising mails.
c) I´ll mailbomb every spammer!!?

14. When you get another CD from AOL you say:
a) Whew, I don´t need another cup mat.
b) Great! Another frisbee!
c) Wonderful! I can use a false identity and use all the 50 hours!

15.When you need to know facts about something you:
 a) Open the Encyclopedia in your bookshelves.
b) Put in the National encyclopedia in your CD-ROM player.
c) You go to www.altavista.digital.com.

16. When you write a letter you:
a) Pic up pen and paper.
b) Open your email client.
c) Ask:What is a letter? Is it similar to email?

17. How do you write your name?
a) Jennie Williams
b) Jennie Williams :-)
c) _-''MaNgLeR''-_

18.You correct misspellings with:
a)A rubber.
b) Tipp-Ex.
c) Backspace or delete.

19. You sign mails with:
a) Best regards, Jennie Williams.
b) See you at MSN Messenger, Jennie Williams.
c) Check my site, http://hem.bredband.net/somewhere/index.htm

20.To make a copy of a mail you:
a) Use a carbon paper and put a blank copy under it.
b) Put it in the copier.
c)Check the folder for sent messages. 

Give yourself 0 points for every "a" answer, 5 for each "b" and 10 for each "c".
If the results is 150 points or more it is time to sell the computer and log in to reality.
If you got between 50 and 145 points you live a life in harmony between real life and the Internet.

If your results is 50 points or less you probably didn´t read this far.