"A hug is the perfect Christmas gift,
one size fits all and it's easily returned"

"Christmas calories don't count!"

"For Christmas decorate yourself with a smile!"

"Isn't it a shame Christmas comes
at the time of year when the stores are so crowded?"

"When you stop believing is when you
start getting underwear for Christmas."

"Christmas is the season of peace and goodwill
till you go shopping and get the bill."

"Merry Kissmas with lots of hugs."

"May Santa bring you happiness,
good health, friends and
a winning lottery ticket."

"There's no page like home for the holidays"

"One good thing about Christmas shopping...
it toughens you for the January sales."

"Who needs Santa when you've got Grandma!"


"If you don't have Christmas in your heart,
you won't find it under the tree."

"It's Christmas in the hearts
that puts Christmas in the air."

(I have no idea where I've find all these cute quotes)